The Daily Simpsonian

Homer: “It’s a real honor to be guarding your body, sir.”
Quimby: “Just remember. You represent the office of the mayor. So always comport yourself in a manner befitting … quick! Honk at that broad!”
[Homer beeps the horn twice at a redhead walking down the
sidewalk, while Mayor Quimby whistles at her]

Quimby: “Good work, Simpson. I couldn’t be happier with the way that went.”

simpsonjunk:

I’m telling you people, the earth revolves around the sun!

simpsonjunk:

I’m telling you people, the earth revolves around the sun!

Woman: “Hercules, the Cyclops tore my clothes off!”
Hercules: “HAHAHA”

Woman: “Hercules, the Cyclops tore my clothes off!”

Hercules: “HAHAHA”

Don’t you hate pants?!

Don’t you hate pants?!

A little late on Valentine’s Day but I just got back from vacation.